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Anne Goncerut Swiss Banker #cafepsy : « In the village, the big breaking news is when a couple divorces. »
Divorce à Heidiland Music : Ch. W. Gluck Danse des Furies
HEIDI : This place really is both magnificent and magical . . .But...
DANY : In a way, you're the cousin from the country, to me . . Ya see ?!
HEIDI : Don't mention it, this is Heidi's Life . . .More than ever, Valais is . . . well. In the village, the big breaking news is when a couple divorces. And one out of two mariage end up in divorce. I tried to convince myself that this was . . ."The Game of Life !"
DANY : ...
HEIDI : Whereas it's all . . ! Bullshit ! I was pawned. Now, I've learned of taking care of my own ass. You stay because you're trying hard to convince yourself this is the way you're gonna grow, but. . .
DANY : ...
HEIDI : It's a gigantic bullshit!
DANY : ...
HEIDI : I don't feel great and I can't see the reason why . . . There's nothing clear between me and total well-being.
DANY : ...
HEIDI : I got married, I buid a family, I created a home. Well, after I got divorced, I felt like I'd have to do some counselling about this period in order to cleanse myself. So, she got me started asking me to dance on the music . . . Here we go... Let your body express yourself . . . And I felt like . . .Yeah, sure : gimme one or two drinks and my body will express itself just fine in a disco or whatever, but at 3 PM right in the middle of the afternoon, in front of a therapist I've never met before . . .
DANY : ...
HEIDI :No, I really swear . . . She was whispering : Unlock yourself, let's rub our back . . .
DANY : Rubbing like (demonstrating on his own hands), rubbing each other ?
HEIDI : Yeah, listen I got nothing against rubbing myself on another . . another chick ! But. . .
DANY : Seriously?
HEIDI : Now, I'm (mimicking yoga posture with her index and her thumb) Zen. It gets me a lot of boyfriend, by the way, whenever I'm posting these on facebook. I'll get plenty of male friends... euh... Here. (enunciating the winning lottery numbers with a heavy the swiss-french accent from Valais) Height ! Fourteen ! Eighty-three, this is as good as it gets! And in the end, you win. . . Exactly . . .A gift basket, it's the least they can do!
DANY : By-bye !
HEIDI : (s'embrassant les doigts en éventail) See you VERY soon, hopefully!
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Why Switzerland is Not Amused by Miss Swiss Bank Account According to what passes for a biography, Heidi, a.k.a “Miss Swiss Bank Account,” is originally from Valais a region in the mountains in western Switzerland. The daughter of a cuckoo clock maker and a Nestle chocolate factory worker, she recently moved to Offshore Banking, joining a Swiss expat community of retired yodelers and milkmaids.

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